Dwarne

To inadvertently cockblock yourself

To Dwarne yourself in advance -
Writing on your online dating profile, "I'm sick of women, they're all nasty ... ..."

To Dwarne yourself immediately before the act -
A girl calls up at 3 in the morning, says that she's stranded, and asks for a lift.
You reply, "I'm in bed at the moment, I'll come and get you if you give me a blow-job"

by JesusPiece April 29, 2012

Dwarns

A person that is very funny and attractive. Can also be an emo.

Wow that person is dwarns

by willlol_ September 4, 2021

Dwarn

Combination of Drawn and Dwarf. Used in cases of smaller drawings such as one-strip comics

I see you've made a dwarn.

by LoonyAUD December 16, 2025