Sophia: So I heard James is dating again.
Oscar: James isn't dating; he's just making one nighters with his friends with benefits, he told me all about it.
Sophia: Really, oh my gosh, he sounds like a dude hoe.
Oscar: He's my dude-hoe.
Kyle: A true bro wouldn't expose their friends' secrets.
Oscar: Oh but it isn't a secret, he also wanted me to tell Sophia about. So why don't you go mind your own business, you Eve's dropping bitch?
Sophia: Yeah, Kyle go fuck yourself!
Kyle: *Runs away crying*
Oscar: James isn't dating; he's just making one nighters with his friends with benefits, he told me all about it.
Sophia: Really, oh my gosh, he sounds like a dude hoe.
Oscar: He's my dude-hoe.
Kyle: A true bro wouldn't expose their friends' secrets.
Oscar: Oh but it isn't a secret, he also wanted me to tell Sophia about. So why don't you go mind your own business, you Eve's dropping bitch?
Sophia: Yeah, Kyle go fuck yourself!
Kyle: *Runs away crying*
by Lukesgirl July 08, 2014