Washing Ducks

Washing ducks is the sex act of pissing on a woman's tits and rubbing it in.

Washing Ducks:

That bitch is crazy, she totally let me wash her ducks.
I was totally washing Suzie's ducks when her mom walked in on us.

by Not Telling5000 October 9, 2013

well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied

That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.

by Citybench February 15, 2014

whatever fucks your duck

To do whatever you want.

Yeah mate whatever fucks your duck.

by Dukfuker101 January 16, 2017

what the duck!

Used instead of the actual curse word to sound more appropriate
can be used in public

What the duck! Don't tell me you're serious

by misses-bun May 3, 2022

Tug and Duck

A Tug and Duck is when you receive a hand job right before you cum you bend over and tug your penis as hard as you can until you cum.

You ask your girl to give you a hand job and when your about to cum you pull a Tug and Duck.

by Mr Prolapsed October 23, 2019

two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.

(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 27, 2017