duckfoot

The condition brought about by excessive heat and humidity, where the scrotal sack sticks to the inner thighs and upon spreading one's legs, the skin stretches, like the webbed foot of a duck... (Similar to batwing)

Females can also suffer from this condition, depending on the amount of dangling labial flesh they have. In this case, the condition is referred to as 'platypus foot'

"It is so hot and humid out today, I have got the worst case of duckfoot."

by DuckWrangler June 21, 2008

duckfoot

Prison name for a life sentence or sometimes a nickname for someone serving a life sentence.

Bubba: Who's that new-cock on "D" block?
Clyde: They be callin' him Duckfoot. I guess he's doin' a life sentence.

by Bangy January 7, 2011

dickfoot

1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another

1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"

by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009

Dickfoot

There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:

1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.

Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.

oh god, it smells like dickfoot in here...

by bukbukake May 29, 2009

dickfooting

The act of quietly screwing someone over from behind the scenes.

Man, they have been completely dickfooting you the whole time.

by SteveFox December 13, 2018

duck foot hand

The figure formed by stretching a rubber glove over the knuckles, creating a webbed-foot like appearance.

"Hey, does this look like a duck foot hand to you?"

by A12345 August 21, 2008

Dickfoot

Dickfoot does not require a definition, those who are dickfoots are stained with whiteout oulining a dick on their shoe/foot.

Hey dean pass me the white out, *passes white out* alright mad *draws dick on jamies foot*

he was now dubbed as the "dickfoot".

by The all watching eye June 6, 2017