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when you get a boner in public and the only thing you can do with it is push it upwards and hope your waistband/belt can minimize the tent you are pitching. not sure where the duck part comes in, only scholars maintain the translation.
i was playing basketball and got one of those random boners. i had to duck tuck that thing before everyone could see it.
duck tuck by rappatap November 26, 2007
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Duck and Tuck 

when a man tucks his piece (penis) between his legs for the sole purpose of looking like a woman.
The Silence of the Lambs scene when the killer does the duck and tuck in front of the mirror."it puts the lotion in the basket!"
Duck and Tuck by Memphis November 16, 2004

The duck'n tuck 

When two people are having sex and a guy has duck fecies in his hand and shove it up her anus, and having the ducks testicles going in her vagina and tucked in there for it to be pushed down even further while having intercourse while the whole time the woman is quacking
You want to do The duck'n tuck tonight?
The duck'n tuck by Cupids harlem October 9, 2021

The duck'n tuck 

When two people are having sex and a guy has duck fecies in his hand and shove it up her anus, and having the ducks testicles going in her vagina and tucked in there for it to be pushed down even further while having intercourse while the whole time the woman is quacking
Would you like to The duck'n tuck tonight?
The duck'n tuck by Cupids harlem October 9, 2021

tuck the duck 

Tuck The Duck is a usually gay male that has a weird hatred for christmas music because his dad went to go get milk and never came back. Tuck The Duck likes to steal it usually likes to steal objects like men's right to be straight, shoes, underwear and used condoms he does'nt have many friends or rights.
Yo Tuck The Duck Whats Up Homie
tuck the duck by GioTheRoofBuilder August 19, 2020

tuck your duck 

Watch your girl, put her under your wing, I’m gonna steal yo bitch
Hey buddy tuck your duck!
Guy: huh?
You: I’ma steal yo bitch if you don’t keep watching her
tuck your duck by Bocephus July 28, 2021

Tuck and Duck It 

It is when you tuck your penis in between your legs and then duck tape it there to look as if you don't have a penis.
Tuck and Duck It by NOPE-YEP-NOPE! November 2, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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