An individual "cat" who is both silly and jewish (either in faith or through his/her actions) "stolle" and has very dry balls "dry balls".
"Raz, why are you being such a stolle dry balls cat?"
"Fuck Raz was being a stolle dry balls cat last night"
"Ohhhhhhhhh Raz you stolle dry balls cat"
"Stolle"
Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.
Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
The word Dry ball tells a long story, but long story short. A Long time ago, a middle aged man’s balls been bitten off by a dog. So he put two golf balls in his shaft as the real ones. When he wants to play golf, he just take them out and play them as golf balls.