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When one individual, in a fit of anger, forcefully inserts a wiffle ball bat into another's anal cavity without the benefit of lubricant.
Breanna: Did you hear what Robert did to Brandon?

Nick: Yeah, he gave him a dry squirrel. Brandon hasn't been able to walk straight for a week and he has to sit on a rubber doughnut until next Thursday, according to his doctor.
by GU4RD14N4NG3L May 21, 2016
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