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dreadbed

when all of one's hair is grown into a single, giant, flat dreadlock on which the individual may sleep. (especially common among the homeless)
i was driving through the Mission District of San Fransisco the other day and saw a bag lady with an epic 5 foot dreadbed hanging off the back of her head.
by Junkie Brewster July 12, 2014
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The Dreaded Scoot

The act of the dreaded scoot relies on your partner having shitty matted ass dreads (the longer the easier to complete). To accomplish this power move involves taking your partner from behind, whilst comfortably clapping checks, grasp two hands full of ass dread. In this position proceed to ride your partner as if you were holding the handle bars of a razor scooter.
“Dude as I was getting fucked last night, I fully experienced the dreaded scoot. The grip was so tight my dreads were ripped clean off my butt.”
by PizzaShopGang May 25, 2021
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The Dreaded Throw and Go

The unfortunate condition of suffering simultaneously from symptoms of both diarrhea and vomiting, brought on by various stomach viruses, but more commonly associated with the consumption of tequila followed by Denny's/IHOP. The patient is usually left in the precarious position of requiring several disposal receptacles simultaneously, with the use of a toilet and a small trash barrel being the best-case scenario. Following its normal course, which may persist for hours, recovery is usually dependent on either rest or additional tequila.
E.g.: Dude, what's that fucking smell?! Josh, did you just Throw and Go in my backseat?!

E.g.:

Q: Anyone seen Cheryl?
A: Yeah, she's been in the bathroom with The Dreaded Throw and Go.
by stormyblue007 July 30, 2017
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The Dreaded Hey

When somebody you really don't like thinks they can hang out with you. They text you "Hey..." indicating that they want to hang out. Usually followed by a text saying "wanna hang out?"
Person 1- Oh shit, i just got the dreaded hey from Steven!
Person 2- I hate that kid don't invite him over!
Person 1- Alright ill just ignore him.

10 min later...
Person 1- Fuck! he just asked, "wanna hang out?"

Person 2-Ughhh... just tell him your busy.
by Mason Butler November 12, 2011
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dreaded bearded clam

Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .
by Steve Mac Q March 23, 2006
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DreadBeast

Cums on his bed and then drinks it and then makes his sister drink it and then he sleeps on it.
Cloudsy: Why is this bed so sticky?
Legend: It's probably DreadBeast's bed...
by ripUrbanDictionary October 14, 2021
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The dreaded quadrapinch

The dreaded quadrapinch is when you're buying a bag of weed that has to go through 4 different people that all pinch out of it.
Holy shit look at this fuckin bag, bro. I think we got the dreaded quadrapinch.
by zxqjfgtbc November 12, 2009
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