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Slap Dragon 

The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation, resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being a woman is grounds alone for slap dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slap dragon is administered..
After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slap dragon
Slap Dragon by Skooker April 20, 2011

Slap Dragon 

When you slap your partners balls and dragon your teath on the way out
“Sue gave jack a Slap Dragon last night
Slap Dragon by Delbery March 23, 2019

Slap Draggon 

The act of slapping your significant others balls and draging your teeth on the way out
Sue gave Jack a slap draggon last night

John was not sure how he felt about molly giving him a slap draggon for the first time
Slap Draggon by Delbery March 23, 2019

Ornstein the Dragonslayer 

One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.
Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!

DragonSlayer 

a man who engages in sexual activity with fat women
tim is now a dragonslayer for fucking a fat bitch last night.

dragonslayer 

1. The honorary title of a person who has killed a dragon, or whose profession is the extermination of dragons.

2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.
1. Having killed Tiamat, the squad became known as The Dragonslayers.

2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.
dragonslayer by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008