dragnoming

Definition: Dragnomimg is the action of both gnoming and dragooooning

Gnoming: to gnome

Dragooning: to dragoon

Definition: Dragnomimg is the action of both gnoming and dragooooning

Gnoming: to gnome

Dragooning: to dragoon

Bro look at this guys groyper page. He’s absolutely dragnoming

This guy is weaponzied_schizo is a bit of a dragnomer

dragnoming by Weaponized_Schizo April 9, 2022

Self-diagnosing 

A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!

person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.

Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu

Self-diagnosing by imafrog September 30, 2021

Dragoning 

Dragoning started in Ontario, and it is similar to planking and owling. To dragon, one must stand next to an object and pretend to breath fire onto it. While doing this, someone must take a picture of them, which will later be edited to make it seem that fire is actually coming out of their mouth.

Joe: take a picture of me dragoning this fire hydrant !

Hank: this is gunna turn out great when its finished

Dragoning by dangerous swag dragons July 31, 2011

Dragoning 

The act of having sex with a car.

John's wife caught John dragoning his new Corvette.

Dragoning by s12dave December 24, 2009

Dragooning 

"Beard sex" is a sensual practice that takes place between two men. It was first documented by Scottish historian, philosopher and proto-anthropologist William Robertson (1721–1793) as being a common in a certain area of in Western India:

"The local men of the village perform "Dragooning" every morning before taking water, rubbing their beards together at the chin, being careful not to touch the nose of the other which is regarded as sacred and must not be touched. A most unusual greeting..."

This practice is known colloquially in Australia and New Zealand as Beard Sex and is often incorporated into jokes about Indian cricketers during cricket season.

Original quote from William Robertson (from a letter to his wife, collected in "The Collected Letters of William Robertson, OUP, Oxford, 1954):

"The local men of the village perform "Dragooning" every morning before taking water, rubbing their beards together at the chin, being careful not to touch the nose of the other which is regarded as sacred and must not be touched. A most unusual greeting..."

Dragooning by Wully Robe May 25, 2007

dragonMini

mini is a great discordian. she is super cute and hot!! mini has an invisible bf. usually seen aroynd kitsune, ramiku, and kot, why should i mention rlurry???? 😪😪

kot: hey look at that hot discord username.
ramiku and kitsune: wdym that's dragonMini!!!
rlurry: whatever, this is why you're single. 😒😒

dragonMini by mini so hot xoxox February 18, 2021

Internet Diagnosing 

The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.

Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."

Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"

Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."

Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"

Internet Diagnosing by mel268 July 7, 2010