douche elephant 

the beer guzzling, weight gaming homosexual. while elephants drink water through their noise this douch elephant would love to attempt to guzzle down beer through his noise often resulting in beer spilled all over themselves and a large mouthed smile.

wow. look at the douche elephant, he can't even handle one beer and he wants to try das boot.

douche elephant by yourmom00 December 6, 2007