Someone who gets so drunk that they act incredibly ignorant and retarded. Sometimes but not always involving ignorant behavior such as driving hammered, drueling, jacked up hair, grabbing female body parts(for no reason), and pissing themselves.
"Man, Drews was donkey drunk last night."
"Mora is constantly donkey drunk."
"When Keegan drinks tequila he gets donkey drunk"
"Mora is constantly donkey drunk."
"When Keegan drinks tequila he gets donkey drunk"
by Ryan McIver November 14, 2006
Get the donkey drunk mug.A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.
Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"
Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
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In a Highball glass mix:
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine
note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.
stir up and enjoy!
watch out for the hang over..
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine
note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.
stir up and enjoy!
watch out for the hang over..
Colin: I say good fellow that Donkey Punch beverage was fuckin' Ill.
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..
Donkey Punch (drink)
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..
Donkey Punch (drink)
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