donkey door 

An amusing, "clean" insult featured in Orbit gum commercials as part of their "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit" promotion that highlighted the gum's approval by the American Dental Association and Indian Dental Association due to its ability to improve dental health.

The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.

Why don't you check your donkey door?

donkey door by gadiv November 3, 2009

donkey door 

when you havta poopie real bad, and you only make it to the door of the stall and then...S_C_H_P_L_A_A_A_T_! on the floor like a donkey ...a variation of 'sky-chippin'.

alt. - an advanced sex position involving a hinged gate.

Man, after those wings and old mud tall boys last nite, I had a turrible donkey door.

donkey door by upchuckk April 2, 2008

Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob 

The Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob is when a man ejaculates onto a doorknob and waits on the other side until someone opens the door. When the other person walks through the door the man pulls down his pants, bends over. and defecate all over the person's crotch

"Aw man someone totally pulled the Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob on me. There was cum on my hands and shit all over my penis."

Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob by donkay_fucka June 14, 2009

DonkeyDoor 

Another word for "Pussy" specifically when referring to the act of fisting.

"Dawg, she let me get in her DonkeyDoor. It was exciting!"

DonkeyDoor by Majestyzx March 21, 2022