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Dongload

A cyclops snake capable of firing white-tipped 50BMG rounds at 4000RPM out of its eye. It also only fires while standing up erect.
Bro, watch out for that dongload over there.

Oh man! Look at that dongload!

Man that dongload shoots far.
by AphenMcDonald August 8, 2019
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Donglord

A person who simply is the master of all things penis.
Jeez man, Steve is a goddamn Donglord...
by Diggle Dude April 5, 2017
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Donkload

dawngk-lohd - (noun) - a ridonkulously large group of things.
A donkload of money.
by Vindikos July 15, 2010
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donwload

-Cursing included-
Literally the same meaning as download, but it is accidentally created when typing in a hurry, especially when pressing w and n at the same time, sometimes ending up with a nw, it is very hard to notice, you will only realize that you have made a typo when Google really fucking tells you about how shitty your spelling skills are.

Search engines, Spelling nazis, and Trolls are the only known people to shit on your spelling skills.
It is typed also by people who can't tell the difference about N and W, dyslexic people, or kids trying to be like grown-up computer pros.

When used in speech, it is pronounced as don-wo-load.
User: Alright! Let's donwload that next season of My Little Sony: Microsoft strikes again.
*Types in "donwload"*
Google: No results found. Did you mean MLS:MSA "download"?
User: Wait, what?
Google: Go back to Grade 1 brony.
User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
by That guy who bangs your gun February 9, 2017
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Dingus Donglord

Typically a member of the big chungus family.
John Jacob Dingleberry Schmidt is a Dingus Donglord.
by YourFaceIsRetarded January 11, 2021
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donwload

-Cursing included-
Literally the same meaning as download, but it is accidentally created when typing in a hurry, especially when pressing w and n at the same time, sometimes ending up with a nw, it is very hard to notice, you will only realize that you have made a typo when Google really fucking tells you about how shitty your spelling skills are.

Search engines, Spelling nazis, and Trolls are the only known people to shit on your spelling skills.
It is typed also by people who can't tell the difference about N and W, dyslexic people, or kids trying to be like grown-up computer pros.

When used in speech, it is pronounced as don-wo-load.
User: Alright! Let's donwload that next season of My Little Sony: Microsoft strikes again.
*Types in "donwload"*
Google: No results found. Did you mean MLS:MSA "download"?
User: Wait, what?
Google: Go back to Grade 1 brony.
User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
by That guy who bangs your gun February 9, 2017
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Dongladyte

A person who is a degenerate, someone who also doesn’t know what they are saying, making themselves look dumb.
“Yeah, me and the wife got into an argument, I made myself look like a dongladyte.”

“He said he doesn’t believe that Minecraft is the best game. I called him a dongladyte.”
by Frenziiac July 15, 2019
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