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A cyclops snake capable of firing white-tipped 50BMG rounds at 4000RPM out of its eye. It also only fires while standing up erect.
Bro, watch out for that dongload over there.

Oh man! Look at that dongload!

Man that dongload shoots far.
Dongload by AphenMcDonald August 8, 2019
Words you can keep
A person who simply is the master of all things penis.
Jeez man, Steve is a goddamn Donglord...
Donglord by Diggle Dude April 5, 2017
Related Words

Donkload 

dawngk-lohd - (noun) - a ridonkulously large group of things.
A donkload of money.
Donkload by Vindikos July 15, 2010

donwload 

-Cursing included-
Literally the same meaning as download, but it is accidentally created when typing in a hurry, especially when pressing w and n at the same time, sometimes ending up with a nw, it is very hard to notice, you will only realize that you have made a typo when Google really fucking tells you about how shitty your spelling skills are.

Search engines, Spelling nazis, and Trolls are the only known people to shit on your spelling skills.
It is typed also by people who can't tell the difference about N and W, dyslexic people, or kids trying to be like grown-up computer pros.

When used in speech, it is pronounced as don-wo-load.
User: Alright! Let's donwload that next season of My Little Sony: Microsoft strikes again.
*Types in "donwload"*
Google: No results found. Did you mean MLS:MSA "download"?
User: Wait, what?
Google: Go back to Grade 1 brony.
User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Dingus Donglord 

Typically a member of the big chungus family.
John Jacob Dingleberry Schmidt is a Dingus Donglord.

donwload 

-Cursing included-
Literally the same meaning as download, but it is accidentally created when typing in a hurry, especially when pressing w and n at the same time, sometimes ending up with a nw, it is very hard to notice, you will only realize that you have made a typo when Google really fucking tells you about how shitty your spelling skills are.

Search engines, Spelling nazis, and Trolls are the only known people to shit on your spelling skills.
It is typed also by people who can't tell the difference about N and W, dyslexic people, or kids trying to be like grown-up computer pros.

When used in speech, it is pronounced as don-wo-load.
User: Alright! Let's donwload that next season of My Little Sony: Microsoft strikes again.
*Types in "donwload"*
Google: No results found. Did you mean MLS:MSA "download"?
User: Wait, what?
Google: Go back to Grade 1 brony.
User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Dongladyte 

A person who is a degenerate, someone who also doesn’t know what they are saying, making themselves look dumb.
“Yeah, me and the wife got into an argument, I made myself look like a dongladyte.”

“He said he doesn’t believe that Minecraft is the best game. I called him a dongladyte.”
Dongladyte by Frenziiac July 15, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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