Doily boy

Simply a Jew..

"Weird Science"
Why is Johnathan such a Doily Boy?

by Brian Klingenberg April 14, 2004

dusts my doilies

That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves

"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"

by TheHeavenlyBuddy March 8, 2016

Cum shelf doilie

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.

He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.

by OldWordsMan May 11, 2015

doggie doily

Tattoo on a woman's lower back.

when she bent over to unlock her bike i noticed her cute butterfly doggie doily.

by Pudley Stevenson March 8, 2005

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

by Jeranimo February 20, 2008

Brick Doily

The toilet paper you lay over a poo in a toilet to help it flush away.

That crap wasn't going, so I had to give it a brick doily.

by Ambush_Bug March 5, 2012

moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.

"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."

by \buffalo-brown May 6, 2020