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1: The slang term used to describe one lacking the average amount of common sense. 2: A shortened term for douche nozzle; used for female 'douching'
"Stop being a dnozz, and grow up!"
dnozz by Jonny Cramshaft June 20, 2008
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Tony Dinozzo 

Tony Dinozzo, full name Anthony Dinozzo is the womanising, chauvanistic agent on NCIS. Comes from a wealthy family and has a love for fast cars. He is very false in his opinions of women and prefers the blonde, busty type. He is rather unpleasant to Special Agent McGee, giving him the nickname of "Probie". He was infected with Bubonic Plague at the end of series 2, and someone tried to frame him for murder in series 3. Tries to make a pass often at new agent Ziva David much like he did with agent Todd, but is constantly blown off. Often recieves a slap across the back of the head from Gibbs.
Tony Dinozzo is played by Michael Weatherly who has also starred in many other US shows, such as Charmed, and has one son, August Weatherly, with his ex wife.
Tony Dinozzo by NCISfreak March 23, 2007
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dnozz • d-nozzle • dozza • Dozz • Dozzie • dozzy • DeNozzo • DiNozzo • DiNozzoed • dinozzosexual

DiNozzoed 

To be smacked in the back of the head after a smart ass comment
(clutching head) Why did you DiNozzoed me?

Gibbs: ID withheld...
Tony: Probably the reason you married her. I mean, she probably hid her real personality as most women do, and by that time it was too late because you'd already (smack) I'm gonna shut up now.
Gibbs: Now?
DiNozzoed by Lady Slone April 23, 2008
Dickhead With Neve Always Raping Him
Dozzel loves fatty batty neve
Dozzel by DozzelIsABum January 1, 2020
I’ll have a dozzle of honey in my tea.
Dozzle by JellyBelly77 May 25, 2019
To be big and aggressive. To take control.
Yo man, yo girl got you whipped you need to just go dozzer.
dozzer by Russel the LM January 12, 2006
Dozzi - verb - pronunciation et "doh-zee"
To ejaculate powerfully and with determination with high velocity and wide coverage.
More commonly used in past and present forms - eg. dozzying and dozzied.
Is it ok if I dozzi all over your face?
dozzi by shmandasour March 18, 2011
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murderhobo 

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