dizzy jizzy
The act if masturbating and then blowing one's load while spinning in circles as to utilize centripetal force, thus maximizing the projectile range of said load.
dizzy jizzy by jeffwards617 December 10, 2009
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Dizzy Jizzy
When nearing the end of a wank you start spinning round really quickly, jiz flies off in random directions, then you fall over due to the dizziness - you might land in it, you might not.
Dizzy Jizzy by For Pump October 21, 2018
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Dizzy jizzy
A dramatic condition in which a male spins in a circle while emitting semen. An alternate option can be receiving oral sex after playing pin the tail on the donkey.
Dizzy jizzy by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018
Jizzy Dizzy Kitty
Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
Jizzy Dizzy Kitty by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020
Jizzy Dizzy
John: "dude, I came so hard that I got really jizzy dizzy and light headed"
Jake: "DUDE! What the fuck, I didnt' want to know that!"
Jake: "DUDE! What the fuck, I didnt' want to know that!"
Jizzy Dizzy by blink543 March 20, 2010
DizzyLizzy
An author who used Urbandictionary from aprox. May 2006 - November 2007. Most of her definitions are given bad ratings (which they deserve). For more, just look at her definition of the word urban dictionary failure. This was her only good definition, she described herself boldly.
DizzyLizzy blows cocks why couldnt she have stopped writing sooner, now we gotta clean all her bullshit up. >.<
DizzyLizzy by bromodragonfly August 4, 2010
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