Divortugue (noun)
Pronunciation: /dɪˈvɔr-tu ɡ/
Definition: A dramatic, emotionally charged phase in a marriage where one partner constantly talks about divorce, yet secretly hopes their spouse will convince them to stay. Often involves tears, ultimatums, and passionate reconciliations.
Alternate Forms: Divortuguing (verb) – "She’s divortuguing again, which means I have about 48 hours to make a grand gesture before she cools down."
Pronunciation: /dɪˈvɔr-tu ɡ/
Definition: A dramatic, emotionally charged phase in a marriage where one partner constantly talks about divorce, yet secretly hopes their spouse will convince them to stay. Often involves tears, ultimatums, and passionate reconciliations.
Alternate Forms: Divortuguing (verb) – "She’s divortuguing again, which means I have about 48 hours to make a grand gesture before she cools down."
🔹 "Bro, she’s been in a divortugue for months now. One day she’s filing papers, the next she’s reminiscing about our honeymoon."
🔹 "A divortugue is like a soap opera in real life. Exhausting but kinda spicy."
🔹 "A divortugue is like a soap opera in real life. Exhausting but kinda spicy."
by Sakurakage February 27, 2025