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Distinguint 

It’s a word to use if you can’t remember distinguishable or distinct so you make up a new word and look like a dunce in front of your friends
The smell of a heater turning on is very distinguint
Distinguint by Distinguint December 13, 2021
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distinguint 

An incorrect mix of distinguishable and distinct used by total fools.
M: My taste in music is so distinguint. It’s sick!
Z: Are you okay?
distinguint by Distinguint December 14, 2021

Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.
She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.
Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

distinguish 

to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.
I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.
distinguish by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

Distinguished 

What Paul uses instead of OLD.
Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.
Distinguished by alwaysyoung June 12, 2011

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.
"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

Distinguished 

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.
Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.
Distinguished by flatrabbitfan February 4, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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