When you meet a young lady in a disco/club, take her back to yours, pull down her panties to reveal a sweaty, stinking kebab.
"Mate pulled this bird in Cardiff last night. Gorgeous she was, face, tits, legs, all perfect. But when I got her back to mine and pulled down her panties I was almost knocked out by her disco gash!"
by HAYLODICKS July 3, 2009