Dirty Lane

When someone is suffering from persistent heartburn, and the only relief is to have one twin toss his salad while the other twin defecates down his throat. All while this is going on, it's not an official Dirty Lane unless he is also fucking his mom's funbags with his flaccid cock taped to a Popsicle stick.

John just went to Taco Bell and we're all out of Tums. Looks like it's time to call up his mom for a Dirty Lane session.

by clowningaround October 10, 2010

Dirty Lane Change

A dirty lane change happens when you're having anal sex and then slip it into the vagina.

John pulled a dirty lane change on mary and she was pissed!

by AndrewNcls January 18, 2010

dirty laney

When your mom dies and you use humor as a coping mechanism but really your not ok...

Dirty Laney’s mom dies then she makes a lot of jokes about it!

by Aj Hopkins April 15, 2020

dirty laney

someone who shoves their skin peeling feet into partners rear end.

I did a dirty laney last night

by Hankleton July 9, 2022