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dirty karlie 

The goddess of all bad bitches not only will she suck to swallow but she’ll throw it back and make that shit clap. If you ever ever encountered a Dirty Karlie you probably were too focused on her huge boobs to even notice she stole your wallet and is on her way to a new Gucci bag.🤷 ♀️
Did you hear what dirty Karlie did to andrew last night?

Dirty Kalle 

When you hit a child with a stroller.
Wow, that kid Got hit by the Dirty Kalle

Dirty Kalle 

When u look like an old trucker man and ususally eat cheeze or little children.
person one: Hey i met this trucker looking man yesterday!

person 2: oh no... dis he eat cheeze?

person one: nope! thought he ate little children!

person 2: oh no.. u met a dirty kalle
Dirty Kalle by kallelover42069 April 7, 2022

dirty kaylie 

When your girl accidentally dookies on your penis during missionary
My girl dirty kaylied me and I made her lick it off
dirty kaylie by Dookiesdoodie April 1, 2020

Dirty Kallista

When your friend snitches on you for popping pills to get high.
Damn, why did she Dirty Kallista us?

dirty kaliese 

when your eating someone’s ass and they decide to poop and shit in your face, but it makes you rock hard anyways
man, that dirty kaliese was fucking wild
dirty kaliese by massivedong600 April 28, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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