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Dirty Duke 

The act of going and sticking out your tongue and using it to lick your canine’s shlong. A classic reversal of The Canine Special. There are still debates on if this constitutes beastiality.
Duke: *Bark!*
Renato: Shut up, I already gave you a Dirty Duke today!
Dirty Duke by LargeDavid April 8, 2021
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dirty duke 

A dirty duke is a guy who is pretty much a piece of shit ... He will screw anything that walks... He is insecure and needs to be praised by low life's ... He's the size of a turd but most likely on steriods so a turd with muscles to be exact ... Stay away if you ever run into a dirty duke bec you will stink like shit for a while
Dirty duke just bagged himself a bad Abby he loves a skank bottom feeder.
dirty duke by Dream girl January 2, 2014

Ol’ Dirty Duke 

After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”
I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.

Dirtydunked 

A person who hooks up with a tour guide.

Esp. A bratty, stuck up, spoiled, shameless or disrespectful person.
A young woman that no one liked on a study abroad, that could't get any guys from the trip to hook up with her because she was a pretentious asshole (she told a guy to "stick his P in her V", seconds later she then flopped drunk onto the floor like a carp). Later in the trip the Ecuadorian tour guide, Duncan dirtydunked her in front of the other tour guide. While she was getting dirtydunked she was speaking what little spanish she could, "Mas mas, Fabian stop looking". Then brags about getting dirtydunked to the group.
Dirtydunked by Gala Pagos June 20, 2010
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