Dirty branch 

When someone shits out there ass and tries to shove it back up like a monkey that swallows pills.

He must be a nice DIRTY branch.

Dirty branch by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

dirty banchek 

an awkward placement of hairs above the upper lip making not a mustache but a grouping of uncouth follicles. Is now the fashion sensation furiously sweeping the nation. Made famous and fashionable by Matthew Banchek.

"Wow, you might want to shave that dirty banchek, its turning into a mustache."

dirty banchek by Jeremy Harris June 29, 2007