dirty salmon

A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.

Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?

Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.

by Smilikymeat April 28, 2011

Dirty Salmon

A sexual encounter where one climbs on top of their mate and wiggles vigorously up and down. As if swimming upstream.

while laying there after sex my boyfriend began to give me the dirty salmon, it got awkward!

by FPIA May 20, 2010

Dirty Salman

Filling every hole with marshmallows and running around the ER naked yelling that you want to be pregnant.

There is no coming back from a Dirty Salman.

by Queen Ash June 29, 2021

Dirty Salooney

The act of taking a whisky shot out of a girls asshole

Emily let me do a dirty salooney off of her

by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Dirty Salon

When you jizz in a girls hair and rub it in like conditioner, then wash it out with your pee.

Karen said she needed a haircut, but Frank was feeling frisky and decided to give her a dirty salon.

by Thebeekiller September 18, 2020