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Dirty Myrtle

(Noun) Location in South Carolina known for STDs, whores, and heroin. A vacation destination for degenerates around the east coast.

(Verb) The sexual act of cramming blow into a stripper's booty hole for the purpose of having her fart it up her nose.
I spent the week in Dirty Myrtle and received a large dirty Myrtle from a woman of the night down on Mr.Joe White ave!
by Blkthrne June 10, 2020
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A PBR with a lime. The dirty myrtle is not complete without a koozie.
by RockerChic13 March 29, 2016
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The act of getting a fidget spinner stuck in your anus.
Man! Billy did a dirty myrtle to me and now I have to have surgery.
by Daddy McBoogerpants August 17, 2017
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The act of putting sand in someone’s asshole.
We were at the beach, so I gave her a Dirty Myrtle.
by Jkramer97 September 12, 2018
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A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each woman’s shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other
“ Hey babe, wanna Dirty Myrtle tonight?”
“Wtf”
by Flame crotch September 30, 2021
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Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.
Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.
by Jeanshortswimsuit August 15, 2012
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