Dirty Alyssa

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When a shy girl initiates anal sex with multiple men at once. Right before they cum she takes a selfie and posts it.

I had a real good dirty alyssa experience with a few of my pals from chess club.

Dirty Alyssa by riverbitch April 15, 2020

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Dirty Alyssa

When you are lonely and ain’t go no man so you improvise with your lacrosse stick.

When you tell a good dad joke and you reward yourself with dirty Alyssa.

Dirty Alyssa by Supreme Dddddddd January 19, 2020

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dirty alyssa

When u fuck a white hoe bitch then she cries on insta like a fuckin hoe

She pulled a dirty alyssa on me the cunt

dirty alyssa by Cock magician August 21, 2019

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Dirty Alysia

A sexual act where you pull a used bloody tampon out suck the clots out with your mouth and freeze the rest. After frozen, use the tampon as a dildo for the asshole. Best used when constipated.

Karen my boyfriend wasnt home to fuck my brains out so I decided to do a Dirty Alysia, I havent been constipated at all. I guess I can throw away the exlax.

Dirty Alysia by JesusAintHappy April 1, 2020

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Dirty Alessandra

A Dirty Alessandra is when you fart into someone’s vagina and the air comes back out as a queef.

“ I was sleeping with this girl and I accidentally farted which caused a Dirty Alessandra.”

Dirty Alessandra by pumpkin face 101 September 16, 2021

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Dirty Alysia

When you're lickin your bf's starfish and he starts singing Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks just before finishing on your silk pillow case.

I tried giving him a little birthday bonus last night and he hit me with a Dirty Alysia

Dirty Alysia by Boner Champ 86 April 1, 2020

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Dirty alysha

It’s the act of shoving a Glock in the hooha.

“That girl wanted me to pull a Dirty Alysha last night”

Dirty alysha by harufire April 9, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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