After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.
your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:

"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"

"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."

you itch your ball sack

"oh man!"

"what dude?"

"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."
by Dick Spillin December 1, 2009
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