The act of having sex from behind with a person while eatting a plate off their lower back. Their hands can also double as cup holders or dipping sauce holders.
by LafayetteYette October 2, 2010
Get the Dinner Table mug.A person whose dining companion abruptly leaves the table mid-main-course to make a looooooong trip to the restroom, leaving you stupidly and embarrassingly alone to finish off your meal; this circumstance often requires that the dinner table widow (DTW) act as though he or she is enjoying the meal in solitude, even though he/she is in reality suffering in total humiliation on the inside, thinking, "Do people think I got ditched mid-meal??" The humiliation effect is especially exaggerated when one is on a first date. BTW, I wrote this while I was a DTW, in an attempt to look like I was totally okay with being ditched mid-meal. Damn it.
Hey: are you gonna be gone long? I don't wanna end up a dinner table widow (DTW).
Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
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