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dickswindle

a person who is stingy with there goods generally but shares with the people they should not. not particularily sex whether it be man or woman
He is such a dickswindle he let her hodl the ipod but not me adn she broke his last one.

that dickswindle slept with 45 guys now she wants to be "celebate"

she had me thinkign i was gonna get some then she backed out shes just a dickswindle
dickswindle by Traven April 8, 2008
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Dickwinder 

A chick so ugly/fat that your dick is gasping for air and can't function, like when you are winded from a gut punch etc.
They had re-runs of Roseanne on the other day, that chick is a massive dickwinder!
Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 23, 2015

Dickwinder 

A chick so unattractive it takes the wind out out of your dick.
Check out the dickwinder over there, she is hideous!
Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 13, 2015

dickswinned 

when your having sex and the girl accendentally pees into the guys cock!!

TRY IT

JK
The girl dickswinned during sex (the girl peed while having sex).
dickswinned by Jesse Mark May 3, 2008

Dickswiller 

A man or woman who gives oral sex at a exponential rate that it seems as if they are drinking penis.
The writers for Bon Appetit are dickswillers for using frozen pizza dough for a berry tart.

Nova is a sad stripper and a horrible dickswiller.
Dickswiller by MissGourmet January 30, 2010
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