dickswindle

a person who is stingy with there goods generally but shares with the people they should not. not particularily sex whether it be man or woman

He is such a dickswindle he let her hodl the ipod but not me adn she broke his last one.

that dickswindle slept with 45 guys now she wants to be "celebate"

she had me thinkign i was gonna get some then she backed out shes just a dickswindle

dickswindle by Traven April 8, 2008

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Dickwinder

A chick so ugly/fat that your dick is gasping for air and can't function, like when you are winded from a gut punch etc.

They had re-runs of Roseanne on the other day, that chick is a massive dickwinder!

Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 23, 2015

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dickswindle • Dickwinder • Dickswiller • dickswinned

Dickwinder

A chick so unattractive it takes the wind out out of your dick.

Check out the dickwinder over there, she is hideous!

Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 13, 2015

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dickswinned

when your having sex and the girl accendentally pees into the guys cock!!

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The girl dickswinned during sex (the girl peed while having sex).

dickswinned by Jesse Mark May 3, 2008

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Dickswiller

A man or woman who gives oral sex at a exponential rate that it seems as if they are drinking penis.

The writers for Bon Appetit are dickswillers for using frozen pizza dough for a berry tart.

Nova is a sad stripper and a horrible dickswiller.

Dickswiller by MissGourmet January 30, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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