dick straw 

Dick straw is someone who sucks the happiness out of you because they're such a dick. Also known as someone who can give amazing head.

1.I'm never talking to Dick straw again

2. I'm going to hook up with dick straw tonight.

dick straw by Goldenkitty April 4, 2017

Dick Strawberry 

When you smash a virgin and she bleeds all over your penis

Bro I had Dick strawberry after smashing that virgin from college

Dick Strawberry by Dr. Tesla July 16, 2016

Grasping at dick straws 

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.

Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.

Grasping at dick straws by ozzysms November 4, 2014

Strawberry dick 

When your penis is cover in the menstreul blood of the woman you were just having sex with who is on her period

He didnt care that she was on her period so he ended up with a strawberry dick at the end of the night.

Strawberry dick by asshole of the year March 8, 2009

Strawberry dick slap

When a man has sex with a woman on her period and then proceeds to hit her with his bloodied penis. Usually in the face but elsewhere can happen.

Rick: I gave Jess a strawberry dick slap last night.
Dick: Where bro?
Rick: Right on her face, it looked awful.

Strawberry dick slap by Duckhunt89 May 30, 2016

Strawberry Short dick 

A guy who has a sleepovers with girls because the parents think he is a faget, who has a small weiner.

Pete pete has sleepovers with girls because he is a Strawberry Short Dick.

Strawberry Short dick by joe applebottems September 7, 2007

strawberry floppy-donkey-dick 

the excessively large penis generally used in a strawberry shortcock.

"Girl. That is some nasty strawberry floppy-donkey-dick. woa."

strawberry floppy-donkey-dick by Paul SN November 27, 2007