dick shine

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.

You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.

by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008

dick shine

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.

Matt Jury is a Dick Shine

by BIlly September 8, 2004

Dick shine

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.

He had to dick shine after using the restroom.

by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025