dick present 

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.

Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.

dick present by Cman February 28, 2006

dick present 

when you give someone your dick for a present

hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?

dick present by billy piaseki July 24, 2008

pretentious dick 

Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.

Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.

pretentious dick by Barry Bobby May 1, 2014