When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
by Cman February 28, 2006
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Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.
Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.
by Barry Bobby May 1, 2014
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