when a bead of cum is at the tip of a mans penis after masturbation and he pulls on it revealing a long strand of congealed semen
dude i had the grossest dick noodle yesterday
by logmister July 26, 2008
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The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.
by dicknoodling November 18, 2021
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a soft penis, not hardly erect. Useful in describing the performance of many if not most male porn performers.
Once more, the ironically named Dave Hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle dick into the unattractive actress's asshole with his hand.
by sammyjack9863 May 20, 2006
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A very thin dick.
Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.
by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018
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