by Ross Leonard February 17, 2019
An accelerated form of diarrhoea. Often happens surreptitiously and is unforeseen. Violent in nature and likened to an artillery barrage from the back passage.
“Gaffer, I’ll no be in the day. During my morning commute I took ill and was besieged by an episode of diarumpus. My erse has went off like an unmanned firehose.”
by Bertrum’s Bunion June 25, 2021