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He's sexy. Can make you wet with a single touch. He's not skinny with abs, but buff with muscle that is to die for. Agrivating and an idiot. A heart worth more than gold. When around him you won't be able to keep your hands off of him. Makes stupid jokes that are so dumb you can't help but laugh. Makes you feel like 1 in a trillion. Tells you you're beautiful even though you look like crap. Once you start loving him you can't stop.
"Damn that Dhalton kid is sexy!"
"Yeah he is. He's really good at football too!"
dhalton by TsHeUxGy December 16, 2013
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Dalton Rapattoni 

Super sweet and rad dude. He is a member of a boyband created by a lot of people including Perez Hilton named IM5. Assumed to be "the dangerous one" by TMZ even thought he wouldn't hurt a fly ((unless that fly was Will)) He has the most beautiful eyes and great taste in music and can take a joke. If you don't stay for him in IM5 you constantly ask yourself why.
Girl 1: Who's your favorite member of IM5!?
Girl 2: Dalton Rapattoni omg.
Girl 1: Same.
Random Dog: Same.
Jesus: Same.
Aliens: Same.
Dalton Rapattoni by lizettehello February 24, 2013

Dalton McGuinty

A politician who will say anything to get/stay elected. An incompetent boob who has taken Ontario from number 1 to number 10 in economic growth. A politician who has broken more promises than any other politician in history. His name has become synonymous with lying and false promises
Dude, don't try and Dalton McGuinty me, you never walked on the moon, I know you're lying.
Dalton McGuinty by Rich Caker October 20, 2007

Cameron Dalton 

A gay ass nigga that think he buff but he sucks a black dick for fun and he like it in his damn mouth and he doesn’t even spit and he like it in his ass
Cameron Dalton by Cameron Dalton November 7, 2019

Charlie Dalton 

Damn it, Neil. The name’s Nuwanda.
“Charlie Dalton is so hot”
“Damn it, Stacey. The name’s Nuwanda”
Charlie Dalton by Dead Poet January 10, 2021
A guy that will love you better than anyone could. Stubborn to admit love but if he does take the entry. Will deeply love his girlfriends and cares for his family way more than he will ever admit. If you are lucky enough to get or find a Dalton do what you can to get him because if he isn't appoached he won't do it himself. Seams seperated from the earth but more down to the earth then most people. Tall, Strong and incredibly intelligent he is the perfect guy. Good friend, Great Lover and even Better Person.
Girl1: "I need to find a Dalton."
Girl2: "Do you think you're the only one looking?"
Dalton by MissedLove September 13, 2012
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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