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Acronym

Don't Fucking Know, Don't Fucking Care

Medical shorthand used on notes
"Name: Ethel Doe, Age: 83, Symtoms: chest pains, wheezing, lethergy Diagnosis: DFKDFC"
dfkdfc by Evilamnesiac May 4, 2006
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used by medical personnel on the patient notes in emergency rooms particularly for patients who are troublesom or abusive.DONT FUCKING KNOW DONT FUCKING CARE.
such patients tend to wait around for at least three hours before being treated
oh yes nurse i see that the man in cubicle thre is a DFKDFC,i think i will go for my coffeebreak and have a shower before i see him.
dfkdfc by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006
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You reply, "dkdfc mate"
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