A desperado is a female that meets all of these characteristics...
-low self esteem
-poor social skills
-desperate want for male affection
and usually these characteristics...
-decent looking
-high sex drive
-few close friends
but most imporatantly, a female is not a desperado unless she...
-hooks up with, fucks, or dates general tools, losers, weirdos, abusive men, assclowns, pizza faces, disproportionally younger men, disproportionally older men, men who speak a language that the desperado can't understand, comic book/anime nerds, etc...
-low self esteem
-poor social skills
-desperate want for male affection
and usually these characteristics...
-decent looking
-high sex drive
-few close friends
but most imporatantly, a female is not a desperado unless she...
-hooks up with, fucks, or dates general tools, losers, weirdos, abusive men, assclowns, pizza faces, disproportionally younger men, disproportionally older men, men who speak a language that the desperado can't understand, comic book/anime nerds, etc...
Guy 1 "dude remember that kid back in high school that worked at 7-Eleven?"
Guy 2 "which one?"
Guy 1 "you know, the dude with the really bad acne problem, he wore that wrestlemania t-shirt every other day, smelled awful..."
Guy 2 "oh yeah that weird kid, whats his name... um, Eugene. what about him?"
Guy 1 "I saw him the other day with some really hot chick, I guess they're going out now"
Guy 2 "wow, did he change at all?"
Guy 1 "nope, same old dirty ass Eugene"
Guy 2 "wow, that girl's a desperado"
Guy 2 "which one?"
Guy 1 "you know, the dude with the really bad acne problem, he wore that wrestlemania t-shirt every other day, smelled awful..."
Guy 2 "oh yeah that weird kid, whats his name... um, Eugene. what about him?"
Guy 1 "I saw him the other day with some really hot chick, I guess they're going out now"
Guy 2 "wow, did he change at all?"
Guy 1 "nope, same old dirty ass Eugene"
Guy 2 "wow, that girl's a desperado"
by Fuck Will Smith... I Am Legend February 2, 2008
a very sore butthole which may possibly be inflicted with a case of hemmmoroids. this may cause excessive pain. possible signs are: bloody butthole, excessive complaining, soreness, and restlessness
by wenis penis January 19, 2010
by Kinny April 19, 2005
bandits in da club, playground, or workplace. usually of mexican/indian decent. also refers to an imprisoned white adolescent.
by Fuzzle Puppy February 14, 2009
by necroticcadaver April 8, 2009
a man who has homies to back him up but in the end he feels lonely
(love wise)
he rejects alot of girls and still wonders why he is alone.
(love wise)
he rejects alot of girls and still wonders why he is alone.
scott: why can't i find someone? im going to be alone forever.
ramon: shut up, you're a DESPERADO, you reject like every girl that show interest in you.
scott: i know. ;(
ramon: shut up, you're a DESPERADO, you reject like every girl that show interest in you.
scott: i know. ;(
by DE$PERADO October 27, 2017
a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.
by Brian Dennehey January 21, 2007