depression masturbation 

The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.

Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.

depression masturbation by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016

Post-masturbation Depression 

Post-masturbation Depression, A.K.A. PMD, is the feeling of depression, and sadness that you just molested yourself. When you have PMD, the victim loses all of his/her sexual appetite.

Mark: Hey Kyle want to go to a strip club?
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...

Post-masturbation Depression by Jmg826 May 28, 2009

Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome by mbarfiel February 4, 2010

PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome) 

PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is after the art of masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given individual)

Jimmy: I just masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.

PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome) by Ian’s mom August 14, 2018

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression) 

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression) by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016