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Demotion + Cubicle = Demoticle. A new seating arrangement at a job that results in an even less desirable seating arrangement. A new cubicle with less room, less privacy and in a crappier location. A new seating arrangement that diverges from your perceived value at a company. A new seating arrangement that apparently matches your value in a company.
We moved to the 6th floor and I was put in a Demoticle! I'm next to "Loud Larry" and the freight elevator. I guess I know where I stand around here.
demoticle by Itumac May 14, 2010
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The newer variation of a cubicle that uses one desk connected so that you and a co-worker share. It is supposed to improve communication, but is really just a more annoying cubicle because your coworker sits too close to you and you have no privacy but you still work in a cubicle. Meltdowns are likely when deskticle is shared with an annoying person or especially a loud talker.
I just got done organizing my deskticle but it was a waste of time because all of Dan's shit just migrates over to my side after a day.
Deskticle by Brockotaco January 26, 2009
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A trial portion of an unfinished universe.
This life we live is simply a democlese
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Demoniclock 

The most hardcore, kickass, sexy, Warlock in all of Azeroth. His passtimes include jumping off large mountains, running into dangerous areas, and checking out virtual ass. Also, Demoniclock is a term for: One With A Huge Cock.

This is the greatest description in the world. (of Warcraft)
Did you see Demoniclock?
Yes, he's hardcore, kickass, sexy, and also enjoys running into Dangerous areas, jumping off mountains, and checking out virtual ass. Plus, he has a huge Cock
Demoniclock by Demoniclock January 18, 2010
Of or relating to the common people; popular.
That's so demotic!
Demotic by BoogieMonsta June 6, 2010

demoticon 

A combination of "emoticon" and "demoted." A feeling of being demoted by an important person in your life who suddenly responds to a text or email only with an emoticon — not any words. But a demoticon probably means that the person feels so connected with you that no words are needed. So this is actually a good thing: See promoticon.
I got demoticon'd. Dang! Another smiley face.
demoticon by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015

Deezticles 

A portmanteau of the words "Deez" and "Testicles". Often used to circumvent the censoring of the words "nuts" and "testicles" in games.
I played with my deezticles last night. Came all over the place.

"Deez"

"What's Deez?"
"Deezticles"
Deezticles by Turdmasterturd May 24, 2021
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