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delusionati 

An all encompassing organization of omniscient individuals with diametrically opposing views on anything and everything who are so tightly wound around their own confirmation bias they fail to realize that everyone does not agree with their point of view.
Members of the Delusionati stood on both sides of the street protesting and convinced that everyone except the idiots on the other side of the street agreed with their beliefs.
delusionati by TheSOAK May 24, 2016
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delusionship

a type of relationship where one person was delusional the whole time, and the relationship never really existed in the first place. it was all in their mind and delusions.
I never dated him, but I had a delusionship with him.
delusionship by emkitten4136 March 7, 2023

delusional 

Believing something to be true that is clearly not. Someone who is not thinking clearly. Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is obviously false.
Jon believes he is always right. He's delusional.
delusional by youreajackass April 16, 2014

Delusionary Fanboy Syndrome 

1. Someone suffering from a belief that there favorite character is a super cool badass based of them just liking the character. The character in question can have no feats near what a person suffering from DFS says he can do.
Ex: A person suffering from DFS would think Krillin is the strongest fighter in DBZ and would be strong enough to fight Perfect Cell and win with no help.

2. Someone suffering from a belief of their favorite characters needing extra care/exposure when they serve no real purpose to the overall story arc of the series they are in. They make up random scenarios to put their characters in, but unlike fan fiction writers it is their own headcanon that they try to spread to everyone.
"Stephanie Brown would mop the floor with Batman in his prime"
"Robert, you are suffering from Delusionary Fanboy Syndrome"

Delusional 

When someone clings to the opinions in their head despite the facts. Often times these people do not want to measure the accuracy of their opinions and believe their situation is overly unique.
Tom is delusional, he thinks he is the best parent in the world but his kid is 4 years old and cant spell his own name.
Delusional by Dilemmas.co November 16, 2020

delusionalship 

A one-sided love where you constantly think someone is dropping you hints or has a crush on you whilst it's all in your head (a delusion) and they don't actually care.
"I can't believe I was in a delusionalship with her for so long"
delusionalship by rektx March 6, 2023

delusionable

from the latin delusio, the act of being delusional, as coined by a MSFT technologist
That person is delusionable
delusionable by GiveUntoCaesar August 13, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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