After no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th you’d beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a “G” and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun.
Man I don’t think my meat can take dead dick December any more I’m about to pass out
by Yuhguyty November 15, 2017
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After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it
by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023
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