Daysaster

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1. A tremendous day filled with disaster. 2. A day filled with calamity, misadventure, mishaps and catastrophe.

Zoe realized the daysaster, when she missed her alarm clock, and rushed to her car just to realize that it had been towed, with her keys, wallet and cell phone inside.

Daysaster by Zoe Cohen December 15, 2011

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King of Disasters

Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!

Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters

King of Disasters by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 23, 2020

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Disaster Machine

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.

When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Disaster Machine by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 29, 2020

Disasterology

The art of creating something just to destroy it. Also a song by Pierce The Veil, where the definition comes from.

John painted a delightful landscape piece. When he was finished, he threw it in the fireplace and watched his artwork burn, seeing how easily something beautiful can be destroyed. "It's disasterology," he said.

Disasterology by aly. April 23, 2013

Disaster Of Bollywood

Akshay Kumar is a Disaster of bollywood
A natural disaster occurs whenever Canadian Akshay Kumar releases his shitty films

Many producers, distributors committed suicide all because of akshay kumar's 80 flops. A perfect disaster of bollywood!

Disaster Of Bollywood by Rajiv Bhatia October 3, 2018

Disaster lesbian

A lesbian who simply cannot function or speak properly around their female crush. They may often find themselves to be a mess at the mere sight of a cute girl.

I can't stop thinking about her. God, why am I such a disaster lesbian?

Disaster lesbian by girlsaregreat February 7, 2019

Disaster Bisexual

A person who is attracted to every new hot person they meet but is a total mess about it, whether it's by coming on way too strong or by being unbearably awkward. Either way the result is pure chaos

Dean Winchester? Didn't he use the "last night on Earth" pick-up line on Castiel AND Castiel's sister? Absolute disaster bisexual smh.

Disaster Bisexual by PustCrunk March 23, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026