dave strider

a character from the shitty hit webcomic homestuck. the whole fanbase thinks hes awesome when in reality he is total garbage like hes not cool okay the most defined and emphasized thing about him is that he isnt legitimately cool its all some act he put up ie hes lame and obnoxious to the point where every pesterlog with him makes me want to rip my awesome hair out

hank: hey caleb dont you hate dave strider

caleb: oh yeah want me to explain why this is going to be so much fun

by mischievousDawg December 08, 2020

Dave Strider

An ironic apple juice hoe.

wow, Dave Strider is such an ironic boy

by S4RC4SM_1NC4RN4T3 April 17, 2018

Dave Strider

Ironic.

"Man, Dave Strider can't think of anything ironic. That's pure irony!"

by Dave Strider. August 15, 2011

Dave Strider

A teenage boy in the webcomic homestuck that thinks he’s cool but ya know he’s a teenager we all think we’re cool

Karkat: why are you wearing those sunglasses it’s night!
Dave strider: shut the fuck up
Karkat:...

by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020

Dave Strider

so gay
pure gay texan

"Man your'e being such a Dave Strider"
"I am Dave Strider"

by diddlydarnbuddy March 12, 2016

Dave Strider

A really cool guy who wears shades hes so cool

Person A:Check it out hes like dave strider
Person B: what how?

Person A: they're both so cool!!

by Nyoom_101 November 18, 2018