Dauphinoise Potato

When you stick a potato up your butt so when he eats your ass, he gets a special dinner.

Him: Babe, I'm hungry. What's for dinner?

Her: I'm busy preparing you a "Dauphinoise Potato"

by CyborgMonkey69 March 1, 2021

Dauphinois

As a comrade of potato, dauphinois is the feeling of being completely mashed and tired from a Not Not Massive Sunday. Your resources are depleted but the satisfaction of doing straight bits on a Sunday leaves you in a state of dauphinois.

"How are you feeling after last night?". "Mate, I'm completely dauphinois!".

by dingdongthethird August 16, 2021