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Datlong is when you're falling aleep, or close to, and you misspell something while texting!
-Text Convo-

J- Hey it's 1am imma go to bed

L- Yeah I've better sleep before I start datlonging

J- What the hell is datlonging

L- You'll find out if i don't sleep!
datlong by AaronTheLilBean October 16, 2017
Words you can keep
He's a boy with a big attitude. He is shy but when you get to know him, he's funny and sarcastic. Dalongi is someone who is smart and makes a great friend. He hates drama and will be your friend for life.
Dalongi soo shy
Why don'y you ever talk Dalongi?
Stop rolling your eyes!
Dalongi by The.Real.One.100 November 29, 2018
A type of party held by the fraternities at Penn State University which take place during the day. These parties usually start at around noon and last until everyone is either passed out or getting laid. Daylongers usually dress in ridiculous attire often consisting of brightly colored pinnies and hats. Most daylongs have a live band and copious amounts of Natty Ice. It is pretty much the best thing about spring.
The weather was getting warm so Meghan said "Its daylonggggg season!"
Daylong by bschropps June 24, 2011
Danlong is a typical Asian-American who strongly believes that the Chinese Exclusion Act shouldn’t still be applied to him. Unfortunately, it is applied to him, and he is segregated in every aspect of his life 24/7 in public. What a loser hahahahahahaha. Danlong is not a very attractive male but has the charm to make people think he’s sexy.
“Why do you think there are new prisoners from China? “
“Oh it’s because there is a Danlong in there.”
Danlong by TheBigGood July 15, 2019

Danlong Zhang 

A curious man who observes everything he knows, especially of the exclusion act. Of course, this type of man will do anything to know the true meaning of human anatomy. He is part of the lineage of Confucius and spreads his nut of life to all that is willing to receive his message. He is the next great Asian prophet of the people.
Look at that Danlong Zhang, he is amazing.”
Danlong Zhang by TheBigGood July 16, 2019
Danlong is a Chinese guy that is inferior to everyone else because of the Chinese exclusion act. He has no friends and he is very insecure about becoming a citizen unlike every other Chinese. The exclusion act only applies to danlong because he is fat
Look at that danlong he is excluded
Danlong by ur pretty fat July 19, 2019

datlengendchrispduck 

A legend of a man who goes good with BBQ dipping sauce.
Me: datlengendchrispduck sounds nice for tea.
datlengendchrispduck by edman180 October 31, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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