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The most amazing person in the world. Has an enormous penis and knows how to use it. Can often be seen creeping on unsuspecting women at bars or even the workplace cafeteria. He will usually show his un willingness to conform to the normal ways of society by acting like a complete fool, often times he will pass gas in public and begin to laugh uncontrollably as others stare in disgust. Over all he's an amazing guy once you get past his psychotic tendencies.
Wow that Darren Stewart sure is an odd breed.
by Art cockgut January 28, 2014
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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