damp squib
damp squib by Will February 7, 2004
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Damp Squib
Damp Squib by Baby07xx May 7, 2019
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damp squib
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damp squib by big match terry May 17, 2025
Useless as a damp SQUID
SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?
Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.
Useless as a damp SQUID by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015
damp squid
damp squid by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010
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