damp squib

A type of firework (squib) that has become wet (damp). Basically, a dissapointment.

Well that was a real damp squib!, I'm going to go home now and cry! MUUAAHHHH!!!

by Will February 07, 2004

damp squib

When you place one hand in your partner's rectal cavity and the pretend to be an octopus.

Susan: For the love of God — damp squib me.

Chester: I’ve noticed you’re using damp squib as a verb phrase, and it’s making me uncomfortable. Also, I really don’t like anal play.

by big match terry May 17, 2025

Damp Squib

Underwhelming

1:I went to the shop yesterday, and they were out of milk.
2.Aw that’s a bit of a damp squib.

by Baby07xx May 07, 2019