A guy who acts like a dad but doesn't have any children. Behaviors include: making puns, bad jokes, elaborate yogurt breakfasts, delight in home repairs, anything is an excuse to go to a hardware store, always making sure people get home safe, driving a wagon, planning for long term.
A: We are out of peanut butter.
DADBOY: OK, I'll go buy bulk peanuts and a food processor soon we'll never run out. Shoauld peanuts in the garden?
A: You're such a dadboy. While we wait for that I'll buy some on the way home.
DADBOY: OK, I'll go buy bulk peanuts and a food processor soon we'll never run out. Shoauld peanuts in the garden?
A: You're such a dadboy. While we wait for that I'll buy some on the way home.
by Flickerfusion October 22, 2022