dadboy

A guy who acts like a dad but doesn't have any children. Behaviors include: making puns, bad jokes, elaborate yogurt breakfasts, delight in home repairs, anything is an excuse to go to a hardware store, always making sure people get home safe, driving a wagon, planning for long term.

A: We are out of peanut butter.

DADBOY: OK, I'll go buy bulk peanuts and a food processor soon we'll never run out. Shoauld peanuts in the garden?
A: You're such a dadboy. While we wait for that I'll buy some on the way home.

dadboy by Flickerfusion October 22, 2022

Dadbodding 

Dadbodding is drinking a 6-pack of coors, smoking darts, and eating a full pepperoni pizza in a sitting

"Its friday wanna go dadbodding?"

Dadbodding by ya boy nick June 8, 2015

dadbooking 

Defined: As the deliberate and intentional search for ones biological parents (Father) using the popular social networking site Facebook. It is compounded by the untouched desire to seek out one’s father in what is usually a failed attempt at happiness.

Usage:

Kala- Hey Amber what did you do today.

Amber- Well earlier I had a sandwich and then me and my brother spent a few hours dadbooking, but we couldn’t find that sucka.

Kala- Yeah he really needs to come through with child support.

dadbooking by Michael DeForest February 10, 2010

Deadboy and the Elephantmen 

Acid bath's singer Dax Riggs has a voice that sounds as if its been lived in a long time before he joined up, and with the unfortunate death of the bassist auddie in 2001, he started off on his own . Hes now in dark accoustic soul/ rock band DB and the ELEPHANTMEN.
With Tessie Brunet, whos drumming is much like Meg Whites( of the WHITE STRIPES), but lacks the childish pop stars horrible sense of timing and lack of creative ryhthm . Dax plugs in an epiphone hollowbody into his Fender twin reverb amp and blows you away, with standard timed songs about missfortunate events such as the passing of his father ( who he cared not much about ) , his experiences in becoming an adult ( hes 31) and DRUGS lots of drugs... Choosing to stay indie instead of hopping on the first label that offered ensures the music will remnain pure for as long as he claims louisiana......

i saw deadboy and the elephantmen ...

Deadboy and the Elephantmen by simon r. liberty January 24, 2006

Dedboy 

Someone who has many talents but still feels worthless and dead inside, who often gives great advice but is too depressed to take their own and great at making friends despite the constant feeling of loneliness.

Person 1: Why is your friends always sad when he's so talented?
Person 2: He's a dedboy

Dedboy by D3db0y November 10, 2018

DATBOYSCITT 

Datboyscitt is a player on many Minecraft realms. He can be very angsty sometimes and is known for not being able to listen to instructions. He is secretly in love with Zihlou.

Literally SHUT UP DatBoyScitt
Go to sleep DatBoyScitt
Why are you stabbing me to death DatBoyScitt

DATBOYSCITT by emsterem February 11, 2022

dadbodsaresohot 

a very cool n hot n sexy person who suggests that dad bods are sexy

dadbodsaresohot is so cool

dadbodsaresohot by Yharitt March 29, 2022