DAD BOT

A GAY BOT THAT THINKS HES GOOD SO BAN HIM FROM EVERY DISCORD SERVER

SHOULDNT DAD BOT GET BANNED

by Lizard_is_good October 8, 2020

dad bot

jump off a cliff backwards with a potato sack on your head
then
let your body get eaten by the rats as you cling onto the last of your life
you will feel your skin pierced and yanked at
the flies will nest in your eyes
it will render you blind and then you will try to bite on your tounge to let that blood loss kill you but no
hot coals will be used to cauterise and burn you
unable to die from blood loss
you will try to stop breathing
you finally succeed
you realise you are still alive
you are in purgatory
you will be in constant pain and agony
your life will have meant nothing
you will perish
no one will remember
your corpse will be unrecognisable
you will have a closed casket funeral
only your children will arrive, they try to open your casket and see you
the state of your weak flesh has been rotted to a horrid extent
the disgust causes your children to kill themselves instantly on the spot

dad bot is shite

by tiddiemilk April 18, 2022

ur mom and your dad are both gay

The greatest rebuttal to a rebuttal known to human kind.

Random 2 year old - You' er mom gay
Me - No u
Random 2 year old - Ur mom and your dad are both gay

by no u too May 7, 2018

Twink Bottom Dad

A Twink Bottom Dad is a term to describe discord user Le Poisson, also known as Abuelo and Old British Man. He is very much a twink, i have seen his fits and while they were very slay, it does confirm he’s a twink. He’s also a bottom bc his gf told me so. Also he adopted me so therefore he’s a dad, hence the name.

Hey have u seen the Twink Bottom Dad?

No but he better get me fucking light up sketchers.

by Balls savage (real) August 29, 2022

dadbot

A dad who is older and is wanted by younger girls.

Wow look at that dadbot scoring with younger girls!

by Dougonator May 16, 2015

dadbot

A whipped man with a dad bod, so controlled by his wife that he resembles a robot.

Mark's wife won't let him come out tonight. He's such a dadbot.

by dadbot May 17, 2016